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Man 20 Minutes Into Organizing Shelves Becomes Grimly Aware Of WhatChaosHeHasWrought[Электронныйресурс].–Режимдоступа:https://local.theonion.com/man-20-minutes-into-organizing-shelves-becomesgrimly-a-1819580157 (дата обращения: 05.12.2017).226. Man Approaches Box Of Powdered Doughnuts Like Snake DiscoveringUnguarded Clutch Of Bird Eggs [Электронный ресурс]. – Режим доступа:https://local.theonion.com/man-approaches-box-of-powdered-doughnuts-likesnake-dis-1819579376 (дата обращения: 11.02.2017).227.
Man Approaches Unfamiliar Shower Knobs Like He Breaking Wild Stallion[Электронный ресурс]. – Режим доступа: https://local.theonion.com/manapproaches-unfamiliar-shower-knobs-like-he-breaking-1819578922(датаобращения: 15.06.2017).228. Man At Gym Apparently Comfortable Standing Naked Right In Middle OfSpinClass[Электронныйресурс].–Режимдоступа:https://local.theonion.com/man-at-gym-apparently-comfortable-standing-nakedright-1823589292 (дата обращения: 01.05.2018).229. Man At Job Interview Praying He Isn't Asked About 2-Year-Gap In ResumeWhen He Was Abducted By Aliens [Электронный ресурс].
– Режим доступа:https://local.theonion.com/man-at-job-interview-praying-he-isn-t-asked-about-2yea-1820479257 (дата обращения: 04.01.2018).230. Man Checks To Make Sure No One Home Before Recording Song IntoLaptop[Электронныйресурс].–Режимдоступа:https://local.theonion.com/man-checks-to-make-sure-no-one-home-beforerecording-so-1819579058 (дата обращения: 01.11.2017).221231. Man Grateful To Live In Society Where Mattress Disappears If Left OnSidewalk For A Couple Days [Электронный ресурс]. – Режим доступа:https://local.theonion.com/man-grateful-to-live-in-society-where-mattressdisappea-1819579414 (дата обращения: 21.08.2017).232.Man Humiliated By Wi-Fi’s Poor Behavior In Front Of Guests[Электронный ресурс].
– Режим доступа: https://local.theonion.com/manhumiliated-by-wi-fi-s-poor-behavior-in-front-of-gue-1819578791(датаобращения: 05.11.2017).233. Man Keeping Running Total Of How Many People In Gym In Worse ShapeThanHim[Электронныйресурс].–Режимдоступа:https://local.theonion.com/man-keeping-running-total-of-how-many-people-ingym-in-1819579746 (дата обращения: 05.04.2017).234.
Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick [Электронный ресурс]. –Режим доступа: https://local.theonion.com/man-knows-exactly-which-assholegot-him-sick-1819655095 (дата обращения: 01.03.2018).235. Man Prowling At Airport Gate Ready To Pounce Like Jungle Cat At FirstSignOfBoarding[Электронныйресурс].–Режимдоступа:https://local.theonion.com/man-prowling-at-airport-gate-ready-to-pounce-likejungl-1819578761 (дата обращения: 01.12.2017).236.
Man Pulling On Loose Hangnail Slowly Unravels Skin From Entire Body[Электронный ресурс]. – Режим доступа: https://local.theonion.com/manpulling-on-loose-hangnail-slowly-unravels-skin-from-1819592847(датаобращения: 01.10.2017).237. Man Resolves To Read The Wikipedia Tabs He Already Has Open BeforeStartingNewOnes[Электронныйресурс].–Режимдоступа:https://local.theonion.com/man-resolves-to-read-the-wikipedia-tabs-he-alreadyhas-1820113669 (дата обращения: 01.01.2018).238. Man Running Toward Departing Train Must Have Finally Realized He LovesHer [Электронный ресурс].
– Режим доступа: https://local.theonion.com/man-222running-toward-departing-train-must-have-finally-re-1819580044(датаобращения: 01.07.2018).239. Man Sleeps Though His Stop On Elevator [Электронный ресурс]. – Режимдоступа:https://local.theonion.com/man-sleeps-through-his-stop-on-elevator-1819592365 (дата обращения: 16.05.2017).240. Married Couple Frustrated After Months Of Unsuccessful Trying To Sell ABaby[Электронныйресурс].–Режимдоступа:https://local.theonion.com/married-couple-frustrated-after-months-ofunsuccessfull-1819577230 (дата обращения: 11.05.2016).241.
Melania Trump Hangs Decayed Badger Carcass Over White House MantelTo Finish Off Traditional Slovenian Christmas Décor [Электронный ресурс]. –Режимдоступа:https://politics.theonion.com/melania-trump-hangs-decayed-badger-carcass-over-white-h-1820886857 (дата обращения: 09.01.2018).242. Motorcyclist Salvaged For Parts [Электронный ресурс]. – Режим доступа:https://local.theonion.com/motorcyclist-salvaged-for-parts-1819577983(датаобращения: 04.05.2016).243. Mud In Your Eye [Электронный ресурс]. – Режим доступа:https://www.theonion.com/mud-in-your-eye-1823728934(датаобращения:13.03.2018).244.
Naked Eric Trump Runs Through State Dinner Pursued By Screaming AuPair[Электронныйресурс].–Режимдоступа:https://politics.theonion.com/naked-eric-trump-runs-through-state-dinner-pursuedby-s-1825515036 (дата обращения: 01.06.2018).245. National Geographic Finally Captures Rare Shot Of Antelopeater Feeding[Электронный ресурс]. – Режим доступа: https://www.theonion.com/nationalgeographic-finally-captures-rare-shot-of-antel-1819592970(датаобращения:14.01.2018).246.
National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce [Электронный ресурс]. –Режим доступа: https://www.theonion.com/national-zoo-announces-giant-pandasto-divorce-1819580414 (дата обращения: 01.05.2018).223247. Old Man's Son Also Old Man [Электронный ресурс]. – Режим доступа:(датаhttps://local.theonion.com/old-mans-son-also-old-man-1823955548обращения: 01.06.2018).248. One-Year-Old Still Waiting For Father’s First Words [Электронный ресурс].– Режим доступа: https://local.theonion.com/one-year-old-still-waiting-for-fathers-first-words-1819577787 (дата обращения: 05.12.2017).249. Onion Explains: Putin's Russia [Электронный ресурс]. – Режим доступа:(датаhttps://www.theonion.com/onion-explains-putin-s-russia-1819595796обращения: 18.01.2016).250.
Party Host Horrified To Discover Guests Had Been Drying Hands On BathTowel This Whole Time [Электронный ресурс]. – Режим доступа:https://local.theonion.com/party-host-horrified-to-discover-guests-have-beendryin-1825147195 (дата обращения: 05.07.2018).251. Party Is Not Big Enough To Move Out Of Kitchen Yet [Электронныйресурс]. – Режим доступа: https://www.theonion.com/party-not-big-enough-tomove-out-of-kitchen-yet-1819577389 (дата обращения: 01.03.2017).252.
Passerby Can’t Help But Stare At Woman’s Huge Kids [Электронныйресурс]. – Режим доступа: https://local.theonion.com/passersby-can-t-help-butstare-at-woman-s-huge-kids-1819580419 (дата обращения: 01.03.2018).253. Perfect One-Pot, Six-Pan, 10-Wok, 25-Baking Sheet Dinner [Электронныйресурс]. – Режим доступа: https://www.theonion.com/perfect-one-pot-six-pan10-wok-25-baking-sheet-dinne-1820847016 (дата обращения: 04.08.2018)254. Pigeon Feels Silly About Still Being A Little Scared Of Plastic Owl[Электронный ресурс].
– Режим доступа: https://local.theonion.com/pigeonfeels-silly-about-still-being-a-little-scared-of-1819580002(датаобращения:15.01.2018).255. Pizza Slice Has Only One Pepperoni [Электронный ресурс]. – Режимдоступа:https://local.theonion.com/pizza-slice-only-has-one-pepperoni-1819592497 (дата обращения: 05.01.2017).224256. Police Satisfied After Drunk Man Assures Them There’s No Problem[Электронный ресурс].
– Режим доступа: https://local.theonion.com/policesatisfied-after-drunk-man-assures-them-there-s-n-1819576958 (дата обращения:05.03.2017).257. Putin Wins Russian Election [Электронный ресурс]. – Режим доступа:https://www.theonion.com/putin-wins-russian-election-1823901071(датаобращения: 01.10.2018).258. Really Ugly Shark Tired Of Being Mistaken For Hammerhead[Электронный ресурс].
– Режим доступа: https://local.theonion.com/really-uglyshark-tired-of-being-mistaken-for-hammerhea-1821875110(датаобращения:19.08.2018)259. Realtor Obligated To Tell Potential Buyers About Murder Happening InBasement[Электронныйресурс].–Режимдоступа:https://local.theonion.com/realtor-obligated-to-tell-potential-buyers-about-murder1819580336 (дата обращения: 25.01.2018).260. Report: Bridge Probably Has Whole Mess Of Bats Under There[Электронный ресурс].
– Режим доступа: https://local.theonion.com/reportbridge-probably-has-whole-mess-of-bats-under-th-1819655137 (дата обращения:05.07.2017)261. Report: Chip In Mug Right Where Mouth Goes [Электронный ресурс]. –Режимдоступа:https://local.theonion.com/report-chip-in-mug-right-where-mouth-goes-1819592754 (дата обращения: 01.04.2018).262.Report: Some Shithead Out There Make So Much Money Than You[Электронный ресурс]. – Режим доступа: https://local.theonion.com/reportsome-shithead-out-there-makes-so-much-more-mone-1819580248(датаобращения: 10.12.2017).263.
Rescuers Heroically Helped Beached Garbage Back Into Ocean[Электронный ресурс]. – Режим доступа: https://local.theonion.com/rescuersheroically-help-beached-garbage-back-into-ocea-1819578060 (дата обращения:25.03.2016).225264. Self-Centered Child Blames Divorce Entirely On Himself [Электронныйресурс]. – Режим доступа: https://local.theonion.com/self-centered-child-blamesdivorce-entirely-on-himself-1819576928 (дата обращения: 05.11.2017).265. Shit, Last Night Was Trash Night [Электронный ресурс]. – Режим доступа:https://local.theonion.com/report-shit-last-night-was-trash-night-1819580253 (датаобращения: 05.01.2018).266. Shrimp Would Be Pissed If He Could See The Lame Party He’s Going To BeServedAt[Электронныйресурс].–Режимдоступа:https://local.theonion.com/shrimp-would-be-pissed-if-he-could-see-the-lame-partyh-1819579514 (дата обращения: 01.10.2017).267.
‘Sometimes Things Have To Get Worse Before They Get Better,’ Says ManWho Accidentally Turned Shower Knob Wrong Way [Электронный ресурс]. –Режим доступа: https://local.theonion.com/sometimes-things-have-to-get-worsebefore-they-get-bet-1825917073 (дата обращения: 9.12.2018).268. Sony Releases New Earbud Detangling Spray [Электронный ресурс]. –Режим доступа: https://www.theonion.com/sony-releases-new-earbud-detanglingspray-1819592988 (дата обращения: 01.06.2017)269. Spider Sitting On Shower Wall Can’t Wait To See Look On Man’s Face[Электронный ресурс]. – Режим доступа: https://local.theonion.com/spidersitting-on-shower-wall-can-t-wait-to-see-look-on-1819579557 (дата обращения:01.03.2018).270.
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